If the shoe fits

Why it is that woman will always try to wear a smaller shoe
Is it so unfeminine to have big feet?
We all know if you squeeze your feet into a shoe when its new
You have more chance to get corns even if the shoes look so neat

One woman decided the factory to sue
Because she had so many corns
But the company finally won its case
Saying her shoes were too small and she knew

The woman was so angry that on one winter's night
She went to the factory with the shoes she had bought
She looked at the company in her hand was a light
The factory was burned to the ground on that night

And in the end the evil woman was caught
At the trial, her barrister was asked
Why would a woman do such a thing that had passed?
She just stood there with the shoes she had bought

He said she had been like this from the day she was born
He explained that with the shoes that she had worn
Proves that the adage some people might say
Hell hath no fury like a woman corn